Doomz's Best Joke of the Day
Scene: Today at lunch - chatting with the work team. H: Hey, Casey, have you seen “Into the Wild”?
D: Isn’t that the movie where that guy’s surviving in the tundra? Carving up animals and stuff? I haven’t seen it, but I know about it…
C: Oh yeah! I’ve been meaning to see that! Isn’t that based on a kid’s book?
D: What?
C: Yeah - with that kid, and there’s those monsters in the forest…
D: Errr… but I think that one’s “Where the Wild Things Are”.
C: Oh… oops!
D: BUT, if you want to combine them, you could have a whole NEW movie: “Into the Wild Things”! *everybody groans*
—case p. —case p.
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Another new Illness to watch out for … . .
Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well.
“ So, what’s the matter?” he asks.
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.
“ And what the hell is anal glaucoma?”
“I just can’t see my ass coming into work today.”
Cadbury Dairy Milk Secret Giveaway
Anyone who happens to be in the Yonge & Eglinton area (Toronto, ON) at 12-2 pm today, the following message was in today’s Metro:
“Help out the purple construction works at Yonge and Eglinton. Bring your invisible tools. First 100 people will be rewarded for their hard work. 12-2 pm today.”
Enjoy!
—case p.
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Get your social movement on.
bertiedav:
fmylife:
jordychristine:
Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!
The iPod Chromicles, Chapter Two
So today I remembered my iPod. As I pressed Shuffle Songs to rev it up and do my walk to the train station to get to work… nothing was happening. I took a quick look through the library only to find that there WAS no library. I really need to get that p.o.s. fixed… All was not lost, however! I remembered that in my bag I had an iPod filled with music, fully charged and good to go. But it DOES have that broken screen… and the right ear output only works when the input jack is put at certain angles…and I need to send it in for repairs sometime soon before the warranty is up in January…
Moral of the Story: Screw iPhone sales. Put a camera in the iPod Touch already! Or wait! What if I buy an iPhone and just get no phone service? Hmmmm….
—case p.
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Oh noes, I forgot my iPod at home!
Punctuation/Musical Joke. If you don’t get it, well, you suck :)
bertiedav:
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GOD, THIS IS A+ I WISH I CAME UP WITH IT