Another new Illness to watch out for … . .
Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well.
“ So, what’s the matter?” he asks.
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.
“ And what the hell is anal glaucoma?”
“I just can’t see my ass coming into work today.”
