Another new Illness to watch out for … . .
Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well.

“ So, what’s  the matter?” he asks.

“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

“ And what the hell is anal glaucoma?”

“I just can’t see my ass coming into work today.”

Punctuation/Musical Joke. If you don’t get it, well, you suck :)

bertiedav:

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GOD, THIS IS A+ I WISH I CAME UP WITH IT

You are now friends with Jesus. Jesus has 2.1 billion friends. (+1)

acurrie:

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Gotta love the boldness of companies these days. Take them jabs.

geoweasel:

thelos:

handsupgunsdown:

justinleon:

indieandyy:

Brooklyn Fare’s Packaging and Graphic Design - Eat Me Daily

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Haha I love the snarkiness so much.

Because of this I will now call Starbucks beverages their rightful names instead of that faux italian shit.

loves it.

Mr. T jokes will NEVER GET OLD.

Until everyone who lived throughout the 80s is dead. And I don’t plan to go anytime soon!!!

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Wait, so… if this Steve Jobs has five friends in common with Steve Jobs and Steve Jobs is in a relationship with Steve Jobs… THEN WHO’S THE OTHER STEVE JOBS?!

jonmtm:

rosiesiman:

Steve Jobs’ Facebook Profile (via PC World)

Go Rosie

duece sent this my way today. I’m still amused :D (animated gif, y’all!)

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Seen it before. Still like it.

pixelmonki:

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Oh, the 90s. You were so sexist, yet so accepted.

comicbooks:

Anatomy Of A 90’s Female Superhero by Elim Mak from the 1995 Friends of Lulu pamphlet, Comics Are For Everyone

The most hilarious part of this by far is Yoda’s conversation with Kimberly. ftw.

jonmtm:

Drunk Yoda